Ham and Jam and Spamalot,
Arthur reigned in Camelot.
His table we have found,
And it is nice and round.
He and his knights sat around it to plot,
How they were going to rule without a blot.
Everyone would have Ham and Jam in Camelot,
And lack of the proper technology would save them from Spamalot .
Meanwhile Guinevere loved Lancelot,
They gazed at each other and sighed a lot.
You know, it never really got beyond any of that,
The lady was willing, but the gent was too noble to be a rat.
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