Ahmadinejad and Bush: On The Internets

The Iranian President has started a blog
Mr. Bush read it after a good, hard slog

Everything you write is so darned long, he said.
Your 18 page missile, you know, went SO over my head

Missive, corrected Ahmadinejad, it was a peace missive
I ducked, chuckled Bush, and, gee, wasn't I dismissive

But then you went and started your blog
Endangering the world now with virtual smog

But God's watching your anti-American rants
And everyone's going to hell wearing burning pants

America and American threats, said Ahmadinejad,
You people would made the climate in hell go bad

I'm saddened truly by the situation in your Homeland Block
Healthcare cover nil, and one percent population doing Jailhouse Rock

Your approval rating is dropping and loathing level is rising
Change your behavior, open a new window, or, why, just sink

Heed my message very carefully now, bro 
Misbehave more, and you will have to go

When I have to go, said Bush, I hand Condi a note 
And then analysts world-over analyze what I wrote

Ahmy, tell me, how do you know Chinese anyway? 
Bushie, came the answer, that's Farsi, by the way.

And so on and on and on and on they went 
Isn't it great that you can just click and comment?

The Internet is truly priceless and beyond par 
The two new addicts will now never go to war