Gunter Grass

Gunter Grass
Bold as Brass

Was a Waffen SS Man
But, c'mon, why pan?

So he's a hypocrite and a liar
But then so are Bush and Blair

Grass never ever even fought a bear
As neither did this brave, devoted pair

Grass just wrote his many fictional books
Non-fictional bombings were ordered by these chooks

Grass's confession hiked up his book sales
This duo's explanations only created more wails

Grass's books do make for fine reading
This lot's speeches lack good breeding

All things considered, let's cut the old man some slack
The Barons of Hokum are the ones we should be painting black.