Alligator in my bath

There was an alligator in my bath
Who said her name was Cath

She said she used to be a crocodile
Until that Dundee guy caused a rise in her bile

Do you know, she said, I closed my eyes and ate his leg
And now the nasty fellow's tottering around on his new peg

He says he knows the way I think
He says I don't have two brains to clink

But I SO do
And I'm telling you

I ain't gonna always remain an alligator
One of these days I'm gonna be a Hilton Hotel Jet-Setter.